- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Who is John Galt?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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