What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

i have a christmas tree.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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