Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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ure mama's so fat

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69

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Microwave

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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gingers

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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