- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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