- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

the game

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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