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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Wolfjob.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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