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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Shea's sty....

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.