- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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