- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I have an erection My mom!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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