Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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knock knock There's no door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Anti Joke

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