What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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2 black kids walk into school

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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