- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Guess what? Bananas

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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