autistic kids rock

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

BIG MAC'S

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

People...

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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