Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Ily bae

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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