- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You're a big fat monkey.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??