A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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