- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What is black and looks like a person A black person

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Cancer

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

. . I am a whale

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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