- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Black people.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

women's rights

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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