how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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non poop

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wolfjob.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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