Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Guess what? Bananas

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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