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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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