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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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