What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I am a women

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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