Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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boobs!

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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