A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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