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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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