- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

The FCC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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