- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What is your bill about? Clinton

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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