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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What is your bill about? Clinton

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

your life

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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