Good job, son.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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