What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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