- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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