blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock knock Go away

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What would Muhammed do?

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Heskey time.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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