A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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boo

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42

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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