why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

This is an anti joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

No soup for you!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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