Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Your face is hilarious.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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