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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Feminism.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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