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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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