How do you end a sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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