Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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