- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

obama

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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