- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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