- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

womens rights.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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