A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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