- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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