So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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knock knock come in

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man walks into a bar

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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