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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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