What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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A man walks into a bar

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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