Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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