- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

White NBA players.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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