Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Sex vagina. lol.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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