What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

The Big Band Theory

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

The Princess is in another castle

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Yo Momma is not fat.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Womens basketball

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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