- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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