A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Shea's sty....

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

have you ever had african food? neither have they

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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