a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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My cat just died.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Ily bae

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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