- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

I'm Coming

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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