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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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