- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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