Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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24

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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woman's rights

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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