- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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