- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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