- Anti Joke

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.