Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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