- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you end a sentence

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

You sick fiend

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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