- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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