Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

knock,knock you suck

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Anti Joke

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