- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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