Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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