- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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