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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

feminists.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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