- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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